Monday, May 11, 2009

Lady GaGa at The Brit Awards
February 18th, 2009

Bowie's Hotness Scale = 1 out of 10 (she's a man baby!)

The following sentence will never be spoken by a man "Jeez, that Lady GaGa is really hot!" And let me tell you something about this Lady GaGa... she is one of the most hideous celebrities I have ever seen. She is only 23, but yet looks 40. Her problems should be obvious to anyone looking at this picture, but in case you have bad eye sight let me point some her problems out to you. First thing is she is in need of a nose job, that thing is so big it almost covers her whole face. Secondly, her mascara makes her look like a man in drag. and last, but certainly not least, her hair is a complete disaster, lose the bangs and get a better dye job... on the second thought, there's not much point of doing anything until she gets that nose job.

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