Ivanka Trump at a Spring Pampering PartyMay 6, 2009

Bowie's Hotness Scale = 7 out of 10 (cute, but not beautiful)

Ivanka is not a beautiful woman, she's cute, but not beautiful. Her main problem is that she looks too much like her dad, when I look at her it's almost like looking at Donald Trump in a wig and high heels. Besides looking like her dad, one of her other problems is that she has a very puffy face, in fact her head looks like one big puffy pillow that makes me want to take a nap on it. Also, her mouth is very tiny and she had beady eyes. I hear Donald talking all the time about how beautiful his daughter is, I understand that as I would say the same about my daughter, but it's when the media starts talking about how beautiful she is that makes my head start to spin, because all you have to do is look at her and you will see an average looking cute chick, who is nowhere close to being beautiful.