Sunday, May 10, 2009

Hayden Panettiere & Bristol Palin
May 6th, 2009

Hayden: Bowie's Hotness Scale = 8 out of 10 (NICE!)
Bristol: Bowie's Hotness Scale = 6 out of 10 (nothing special)

Hayden needs a nose job, the tip is a bit bulbous and it needs to be a bit thinner at the tip. Her biggest flaw is her height, I mean she has such a pretty face but when you see her standing next to someone she looks like a lollipop kid from the Wizard of Oz. If she could grow about 8 inches she would be a solid 9. And why the hell is she wearing a Don Johnson reject suit from the set of Miami Vice??? If you're a hot chick... then dress like one!!!

Oh, and as for Bristol Palin... if you were wondering if she was going to compete in beauty pageants like her mother... well, the answer is HELL NO! Okay, she is tall (at least compared to our munchkin friend Hayden) but it looks like she inherited her fathers looks and not her mothers:( Her neck is too long and she needs to lose about 25 pounds (yes, it could be the leftover baby weight, unless she has another one in the oven:) She also has what even Jay Leno would call a very large chin.

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