Chelsea Handler at The Bravo A-List Awards April 5th, 2009

Bowie's Hotness Scale = 4 out of 10 (yikes!)

Chelsea recently turned 34... WAIT!?!?!?!?!?! She is only 34? when I saw this pic I could have sworn she has to be at least 50, but when I looked at her bio and saw she was born in 1975, my jaw almost broke though the floor. I'm not saying that she is ugly, I'm saying she looks old... really old. I know a lot of people say that she is hot... but that's hot for a comedian, I mean when your competition are Paula Poundstone and Rosie O'Donnell you start to look pretty good. Chelsea is not hot by any means... period.