Gisele Bundchen at The Rainforest Alliance GalaMay 6th, 2009

Bowie's Hotness Scale = 6 out of 10 (overrated)

Let me set the record straight once and for all... Gisele Bundchen is not hot. She's average at best. The only reason that I can see why anyone would be attracted to her is because she's tall and has a few heavily airbrushed pictures in a magazine, there's absolutely nothing beautiful about her. With her big chin and even bigger nose I was'nt sure if I was looking at a picture of her or of wrestling great Andre the Giant. There are so many hotter chicks than Gisele and I'm sure Tom Brady will be sharing his bed with lots of them come this NFL season.